That mother(superior)frocker!

Have you heard of the unlucky abbot
with a cock that was shaped like a rabbit?
 It fit in no one,
 till one day a nun
with a cunt like a hutch dropped her habit.

-D"vagina like a warren? No, that's not it..."an

Long John Schill-ver

Wise was aloof Mr. Depp,
when,impressed by Walt Disney's rep,
after years spent ensconced
in the hills of Provence
he did finally get back in lockstep.

And Now for Something Completely Different...
Three Lymericks about Sex...

I.
On account of the Clintons' good will
Was I asked to their copulative drill.
Bill handled foreplay
in a sensuous way
Penetration was provided by Hill'.

II.
O! Would that I were Nick Lachay
And wed to fair Jess for one day.
I'd bind her with rope
and jerk off on the dope
'Cuz I'm sure she's a miserable lay.

III.
I chanced upon Spears on the street
And did drop my drawers to my feet.
"Fortune favors the bold",
or so I was told
By her guard as he Tazered my meat.

d.r.f.cummings. (tehee)

"The Smiths' Christmas wasn't quite merry,
For they had their brave first-born to bury.
At the wake they did scowl
at Secret'ry Powell.
Don't blame him, Smiths, he voted for Kerry."

Dan W. Foster

"Has anyone at Oxford seen God?"
was I asked, and replied with a nod:
"I was told to expect Her
at a philosophy lecture,
But She's lost down in Christ Church's quad."

Today's Limerick by Fosterius.

The Lymerick Madness Continues...
(We here at The Enfranchised promise never to use inside jokes unless they are absolutely necessary. That being said here are a few.)

Ode to Daniel Timothy Bentley
By Daniel Richard Foster

There once was a man of Stanford
Who commanded a Mongolian horde
Which he led into battle
Just south of Seattle
And wound up on Microsoft's Board


Ode to Our Mutual Friend
By Daniel Richard Foster

There once was a Yaley named Sean
Whose speech inspired a yawn.
Till, with awe and surprise
The crowd looked down with their eyes
And noticed his trousers were gone.


Ode to Wishful Thinking
By Daniel Richard Foster

There was a parliamentary body
Whose delegates acted quite naughty.
Till, with consent of the chair
They were dragged out by the hair
And summarily flushed down the potty.

1979-

A prophet came out of Riyadh
And angrily shouted "Jihad!"
Meanwhile, in the West,
Carter wished him the best
And nobody thought it was odd.

D.R.F.

Ode to my Creative Writing Professor-

By Daniel Foster


There was an old man from Modesto
Who wrote a discrete manifesto
Then, offwards toward Yale,
He placed it on sale
And fucked a young boy named Ernesto