Why my conversations are the best ever:
(The names have been changed to protect the innocent)

FOSTERKID1: The Economist this week had a picture from a protest of a guy holding up a sign that said "Bush Has a Small Penis"
YaleBoy123: well i'll be damned... i DO have something in common with george w.
FOSTERKID1: nice
YaleBoy123: oh, so did you ever remember what exactly it was that you wanted to tell me?
FOSTERKID1: Fuckin A, no. I wish I had a dedicated line to you so every time I read something interesting in a book I can make some wry comment.
YaleBoy123: like your batman to my robin?
FOSTERKID1: "Holy Obnoxious Op-Ed Batman!"