Wednesday, December 22, 2004

Legal Defenses TDQMIAWIFCMD

We all know about patient-doctor confidentiality. And husband-wife confidentiality. And owner-dog confidentiality (though not if your dog is a parrot).

Wouldn't it be great if alongside this recognized reason to shut up, and the fifth amendment, and "it depends on what your definition of includes includes", you were *allowed* to swear an oath, be on the witness stand, and say with a straight face "What Happens in Vegas Stays In Vegas"?

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