It is not the spork that bends, it is you that bends.

:::Knocks on Door:::

Dan: Yeah?
First-Year: Hey man, working on an essay?
Dan: Yep.
First-Year: What's it on?
Dan: This week, the topic is free will vs. determinism.
First-Year: Oh, man...was it optional?


And while I'm at it, I'll go ahead and link to some of my hometown heroes, the boys at Greyfade Media. They do some good film/music/other work and the website's pretty slick. A lot of it appeals to a sort of self-parodying soft-and-hazy existential angst, to which I can't exactly relate, but all things considered the production values and talent are there, and the two seasons of "Boston Place" are priceless. Two "Enfranchised-Iron-Fists-of-Absolute-Power" way up.