That ink will fade in the next few years;
Your poems are but paper tears.
--D.R.F.
Thursday, April 17, 2003
Sunday, April 13, 2003
The Lymerick Madness Continues...
(We here at The Enfranchised promise never to use inside jokes unless they are absolutely necessary. That being said here are a few.)
Ode to Daniel Timothy Bentley
By Daniel Richard Foster
There once was a man of Stanford
Who commanded a Mongolian horde
Which he led into battle
Just south of Seattle
And wound up on Microsoft's Board
Ode to Our Mutual Friend
By Daniel Richard Foster
There once was a Yaley named Sean
Whose speech inspired a yawn.
Till, with awe and surprise
The crowd looked down with their eyes
And noticed his trousers were gone.
Ode to Wishful Thinking
By Daniel Richard Foster
There was a parliamentary body
Whose delegates acted quite naughty.
Till, with consent of the chair
They were dragged out by the hair
And summarily flushed down the potty.
(We here at The Enfranchised promise never to use inside jokes unless they are absolutely necessary. That being said here are a few.)
Ode to Daniel Timothy Bentley
By Daniel Richard Foster
There once was a man of Stanford
Who commanded a Mongolian horde
Which he led into battle
Just south of Seattle
And wound up on Microsoft's Board
Ode to Our Mutual Friend
By Daniel Richard Foster
There once was a Yaley named Sean
Whose speech inspired a yawn.
Till, with awe and surprise
The crowd looked down with their eyes
And noticed his trousers were gone.
Ode to Wishful Thinking
By Daniel Richard Foster
There was a parliamentary body
Whose delegates acted quite naughty.
Till, with consent of the chair
They were dragged out by the hair
And summarily flushed down the potty.
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