We are The Enfranchised. We are the stereotypical. Our troubles are inconsequential. Since our writing is "bereft of substance", in the words of some, we turn to style. We promise you the best dog and pony show that studying dead white men can give. We will steal blatantly from sources you would not otherwise have heard of. Sources so obscure and magnificent that you will be wowed even as you turn to google to find the original. You won't find it there.
The Enfranchised: Plagiarism at its most original.