It might make the Food Network, but how would they know?

You rarely think of the Amish as being gimmicky. Or, rather, they have their one gimmick, and stick to their schtick so thoroughly that you almost, for a second, think they maybe, just maybe they don't actually want to have fun. This lets you know that, in fact, they want to rage and be famous like the rest of us.

So, to the Amish: welcome.

To Don King: looks like there's a new (self-)promoter in town.